True Blood Scoring Sheet: -1 Maryann’s gone. I loved her. -1 Sookie. In general. -1 No explanation for the Queen selling V. -1 Bill. In general. +1 Queenie all on top of Eric. -1 Not enough Eric. -1 Predictable cliffhanger ending. -1 Eggs. In general. -1 Tara’s slow devolution into this weak, sad thing. -1 Did it just occur to Sam to turn into a Bull?! -2 All it took was a horn through the heart to kill Maryann!?!?!

This is something I do on my facebook every week, and thought it’d be good to transition over.

+1 Pam
+1 Vampire Queen
+1 Shirtless Bill

-1 Sookie’s weird pseudoseduction/rape
-1 Eric’s pseudopedophilia
-1 Not enough Eric

And when did that mug learn to fly?

Tonight’s episode was a wash, in my opinion. This has been my problem with the last few episodes, they’re all building up to the big ending and it’s getting on my nerves. Nothing’s happening in the meanwhile.