WHAT. THE. FUCK.

Like…seriously.I’m a big fan of movies, and I know a lot of people say that, but so few mean it. Hi, in case you didn’t know, movies existed before 1996. Kthanks. I’d guesstimate that I see about 50 new movies a year. I don’t know how that places on any sort of yardstick, but I think it’s a lot. (Sidenote: my estimation skills blow the big one, fyi) Anyway, for all the movies I see and all the actors I watch, I don’t really have a “favorite actor.” I think Meryl can be an absolute genius, I tend to enjoy Drew Barrymore, and I kind of have a thing for Kathy Bates — I don’t know, she just really does it for me. So, this evening I opened my netflix envelope and popped in “Little Children.” I loved it, by the by. And not just for the copious amounts of Patrick Wilson’s ass, although, believe me, it helped. But I’m sitting here, amidst the disaster zone that is my dorm room, thinking, “Goodness, I don’t think I’ve ever been dissapointed with a Kate Winslet performance. Ewan McGregor either, for that matter, but I’ll think about him later.” And it dawned on me I LOVE KATE WINSLET. I just wanted to share that with the world, you now? If you dig Kate, like movies, or liked Patrick Wilson’s ass I would definitely pick up “Little Children.”

Film: Slumdog Millionaire
Actor: Mickey Rourke
Actress: Kate Winslet
Supporting Actor: Heath Ledger
Supporting Actress: Penelope Cruz
Director: Slumdog Millionaire
Special Effects: Iron Man

We’ll check back later to see how I did.

Update! I’m thrilled to report that I was wrong about Best Actor. But honestly, who would have seen that one coming?! Sean Penn absolutey deserved his award, and his speech was beautiful right up until the end there. Also, how the hell did I forget about Benjamin Button? The other films didn’t stand a chance. Anyway, 5/7 isn’t horrible.

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PS. I just spent the last two hours trying to rip/convert/upload this clip, only to find it on hulu and slap it up here in under 30 seconds. Fuck my life.