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Ok, I hate a lot of things. I hate a lot of things and people for no reason. Kelly Clarkson, CSI, Dancing with the Stars, Plain White T’s. There isn’t really a rhyme or reason. Generally, I tend to buck the trend, but I can’t even say that because I effing love Grey’s. But Twilight. Oh, hells no. I haven’t read the (entire) book, I don’t intend to, don’t even want to see the movie (and I love movies). I just have this inexplicable, raging, passionate hate for Twilight. And I’m not going to lie to you, if you’ve read Twilight, chances are I’m making fun of you behind your back. I mean, there’s already a fairly good chance that I’m making fun of you behind your back as it is, but by reading Twilight, you’ve upped the chances of that happening ninefold. Really.
I mean, I get it. I know people (and by people I mean sixteen year-old semi emo’s and lonely cat ladies all around the world) get geeked when it comes to vampires. But really? From what painful pages I have read, I can’t belive that this shit is becoming a ‘national sensation.’ Further evidence that this nation is barreling towards the bottom.
Ugh. Anyway, here’s a fun collection of links.
Ha, Ha, The Twilight Movie Sucks [Gawker]
Twilight **1/2 [Roger Ebert]
‘Twilight’ Sucks . . . And Not In a Good Way [PSA]
Twilight Sucks [deviantART]
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BY merilin on March 13th, 2009 at 12:27 pm
I HATE YOU! how can u hate twilight r u crazy!?!? U STUPID!
ur just mad cuz u probably just got rejected by it!
STUPID!
BY Rebs on April 22nd, 2009 at 11:36 am
100% agreed
BY bella on April 26th, 2009 at 10:10 am
If you hate twilight then you are a fucking shit ass bitch who dosen’t know any thing I hope you are forced to listen to the book and watch the movie because it is stupid to hate twilight I mean twilight is my live bitch.
BY bella on April 26th, 2009 at 10:13 am
Sorry bought that I kind of over reacted.Hey but you should give it a chance the movie and the book are diffrent butthere both relly relly good
BY notatwilightfan.- on April 27th, 2009 at 4:21 pm
So you hate stuff for no reason…? Cool.
My school is full of those people. Their lockers full of Pattinson. I’m more than thankful that my friends (especially the one I share a locker with) hate the books. Twilight hater for no reason– Yeah, I’m just like you then.
Twilight’s popularity will fade away in no time just like it has faded for other ‘cool stuff’ before. So, no worries.
BTW, if you’re going to criticise this because you ‘LUF TWILIGHT!1!!!11′, at least try not to make fun of yourself (more than you already have) by writing like a 5-year-old. Your writing makes people’s eye bleed, srsly.
BY Rhia on April 30th, 2009 at 12:01 pm
GO GIRL GO!
Any sane person over 14 who has ever read a real book should hate Twilight. Twilight spits in the face of literature.
BY IAgreeWithTHeTwilightHaters!!! on May 1st, 2009 at 10:35 am
Twilight sux big time!!! i had the misfortune of having to read it for my English class cause apparently its supposed to be soooo good but frankly its really stupid and Rhia is right anybody that has read a real book should know that! the vampires in twilight are a disgrace to vampires!! the movie sucks and i dont see why people are so crazy over it.I’m getting really tired of having to listen to people talking about it!!
BY ReallyLoudObserver/ on June 4th, 2009 at 10:26 pm
You notice how all the people who don’t like Twilight are very good at writing (punctuation, grammar and spelling) but all the people who “luv!!!1!!111″ Twilight are very, VERY bad at such things as spelling, punctuation and grammar….
They say what you read reflects your writing…………
BY Ihavereadthebooks on June 6th, 2009 at 1:12 am
So, I have read the books and I was actually a fan until the 4th book which was so ridiculous it could have been on the x-files and then the movie just tanked the entire thing. Sucked ass. Not going to lie. So for those of you who are getting so pissed off about hearing something against Twilight, I’ve read the books but then I’ve also read real books and anyone with half a brain realizes after awhile that Twilight is just a bunch of ridiculous love scenes strung together in 500 page form. I mean come on, the entire plot line of the whole series is basically that they’re in love. Yeah, he’s a vampire and he shouldn’t love her and yeah, she’s a human and she shouldn’t love him. Whatever. It’s just a bunch of silly cheesy love crap that teen girls lap up like candy because they don’t know what real love is. There is no real depth or reason to anything in this whole series. Do yourself and the rest of the world some good and stop clinging to the fads like they’re a life force and pick up some real literature like Hemminway or Tolstoy
BY TwilightRuinsTheMind on July 7th, 2009 at 2:06 am
I generally try not to post on these types of threads…but this is bothering me far too much to just let go.First and foremost, Mykal has the right to express opinions.Second, here is what I have to say in reply to what’s been said so far:Merlin: How can one be rejected by a book? You are the one sounding stupid. On top of that your grammar and writing is really poor, so please stop talking.Rebs: You’re 100% stupid for agreeing.Bella: It is appreciated that you realized you were being less than mature, but Mykal said Twilight was given up halfway through the book. So it was given a chance…Notatwilightfan: I thoroughly agree with your final statement.Rhia: I also agree with your final statement.IAgreeWithTHeTwilightHaters: It makes my heart frown that this was assigned for a class of any variety. I’m willing to bet that your professor was a closet Edward fan-girl (or boy) and tried corrupting everybody.
BY HP LOVER on September 11th, 2009 at 5:33 am
TWILIGHT SUCKS! BEllA and Merilin you guys suck.
Try actually reading for once you dumb twilight lovers. Twilight is a shame to all books. It’s an excuse for idiots to look smart by reading adjectives every second word and simple sentences like “I looked at his topaz eyes.” But seriously, who the hell goes “Hey look you’re shiny, lets have sex and you can break my bones. By the way, I’m not scared of you!!!” And how can you be rejected by a BOOK???? IT CANT TALK!!! IT’S PAGES!!!!!!!!!!!!! And vampires aren’t sparkly! They kill you and suck your blood! Frankly I don’t know how people can compare this with Harry Potter or any other book. ‘Green Eggs and Ham’ by Dr Sues is better than this load of bull.
Edward: I’m shiny! Let me kiss you and then I’ll hitch you up with a baby that you wont let go of cause you’re dumb.
Bella: I’m not scared of you!
BY Readitnotimpressedanymore on October 6th, 2009 at 6:11 pm
yea i read it i was obsessed for a while then i read other books and realized how much of a marysue she was. It pisses me off now that i think about how she’s so “Oh, Edward!” He dumped ya for a reason if i were her i would be with Jacob because at least he has some f-ing balls. I’m sorry but now that book is so not my favorite.
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